Scott Adams: In his own words
Today my wallet was stolen for the 400th time, and frankly I’m sick of it. I don’t know what bothers me more – the crime or the fact that the thief always sneaks back into my home an hour later and puts the wallet back in a hard-to-find place such…
Read MoreI don’t have to tell you that there are plenty of good reasons to want your own clone: a. Spare parts. b. Slave labor. c. Decoy in case of assassination attempts. d. Source of excellent practical jokes on the spouse. e. Reasonable doubt when you kill someone. And that’s not…
Read MoreKids, are you tired of hearing adults say, “Why don’t you just try it? You can’t know you don’t like something unless you try it.” Yes, you are tired of it. When my older brother Dave was about twelve, he developed the only known defense to the “try it” position….
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