Researchers Accidentally Discover God

Some research-dudes in Denmark have expressed doubts about whether the so-called “God particle” (Higgs Boson) has really been discovered. The doubters say the experiments that allegedly found the God particle are not precise enough to know for sure. Although the “God particle” is just a clever name, and has nothing to do…

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My Stalker Returns

My stalker is back. Regular readers know that a Canadian woman named Christina Lane goes off her meds every few years and fills the Internet with stories of how I secretly travel to Canada to ransack her apartment and sexually abuse everyone I meet along the way. She also believes…

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Right to Die – Question

[Update: Answered. Thank you. http://www.deathwithdignity.org/advocates/national] And now I am seriously pissed off that there are so few pending bills. Where is California? Let me bang out a few comics this morning and circle back to this. You won’t want to miss it because I just chewed through my leash. —- old…

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