One of the services I provide to hetero male readers of this blog is teaching you how to obtain sex from women who are too good for you. To that end, I scour the Internet looking for scientific articles that can give you an edge. Recently, I found a doozy.
Research has shown that the part of your brain in charge of self-control is a common resource that helps you avoid any kind of temptation. Using that part of the brain to resist one sort of temptation essentially tires it out, making it harder to resist other forms of temptation. In other words, BUHWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
http://www.world-science.net/othernews/071011_self-control.htm [no longer available]
Let’s bring this research into the real world and see how it holds up to the rigors of anecdotal observations. Consider the process of buying a car. Once you find a car that activates your purchase lust, and you negotiate for a few hours, the self-control resources in your brain are worn down, even if you held out for a good deal. That’s why it is so easy for the sales person to tack on invisible rust inhibitors and insurance against locust attack. That fits the theory well.
I recommend hanging around car dealerships and trying to score with women who are walking from the showroom to their new cars. Those women are completely out of self-control. With a little bit of game, you should be able to slip your key in the ignition before she does.
You should also date women who are on diets. Half of your work has been done for you by Haagen-Dazs. But just to be safe, bake some brownies and leave them on a plate at your home. When you get back to your place say, “Sorry about the heavenly scent of freshly baked brownies. I would offer you one but I only made enough for the ‘Save the Puppies’ fundraiser tomorrow. So don’t you dare sneak one while I am slipping into something more comfortable.”
A-a-a-and, you’re in.
If the target of your affection is a student, try making your moves after she has finished studying. That should be the best time because she resisted other forms of distraction while she studied. Her self-control will be running on fumes. Go!
I’m guessing that many of you men have made the mistake of giving women whatever they want, hoping it will make you more likeable. According to the research, that just makes it easier for women to resist you. The better approach is to tease women with things they desire but prefer to resist, until their resources for resistance are worn out. Then you strike, like a cobra, but smaller and stiffer.
Can you think of any other strategies using this theory?