Yesterday I got a massage at a hotel spa. As I was disrobing I noticed a big bottle of massage oil sitting near the sink. It was labeled “Nut Oil.”
My first thought was “Gee, they have a different type of oil for every body part.” My second thought was that I might enjoy this massage more than I had ever imagined. But my bubble was burst when I noticed there was only one bottle of oil. No “Elbow Oil” or “Shoulder Oil,” just the one bottle of Nut Oil.
Then I thought perhaps they detected something about me on the phone when I made the appointment, as in “Don’t use the normal oil on this one. Get the nut oil.”
For the record, I am not a nut. I am an optimist. That’s exactly like a nut except with a better attitude.