Yesterday I asked you to suggest a punch line for a Dilbert comic that was better than “Sometimes the best you can do is move the turd to another pocket.” I promised I’d tell you what I had come up with on my own, so you can compare your entries to mine.
Here’s mine: “Sometimes the best you can do is move the hairball to another pocket.”
It’s not nearly as funny as turd. But it can get published. Did anyone top it?