Famous Last Words

Last night I was out with friends, and we realized that almost anyone can be funny by inventing famous last words. To test this hypothesis, allow me to prime the pump and then see what you can come up with.

FAMOUS LAST WORDS:

– You have a secret room under your house? Cool. I’d love to see it.

– You can’t wake them up when they’re hibernating.

– Is it just a coincidence that everyone in your gang is ugly?

– Green Zone shmeen zone. I’m going put on my kilt and walk to the market.

Your turn.

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