You readers are sick people. Many of you forwarded me the article about a German woman went to the hospital for a leg operation and got an anus operation instead, as if I would make light of such a thing.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html [no longer available]
When the woman complained to the hospital CEO that she was given a new anus, did the CEO say, “I’ll look into it”?
I think the woman should act as her own attorney. After she gives her closing argument she can sit down and say, “I rest my case.”
Add your own jokes. The ones I already got by e-mail include “She got a bum deal,” and “The doctors tore her a new one.”