Did you read about the Zimbabwean female athlete who has a penis, a vagina, and a last name of Sithole? That’s what I call covering all the bases.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4249949.stm
The athlete claims she was born with both male and female sex organs, and a traditional healer made the penis “disappear” for a while. I can imagine the healer’s thought process during his treatment. It probably went something like this: “How can I make this penis disappear? If only there were some sort of compartment, or crevice nearby that was coincidentally the right size to hide a penis. Wait a minute…Hello!”
Those traditional healers have a good racket. They just yank some weeds out of the ground, grind them up with some crickets and goat blood, wave them over the patient, and declare him healed. If the patient doesn’t get better, just blame him for underpaying you.
Patient: “It has been a week since you waved those weeds at me and I am still covered with boils.”
Healer: “Oh yeah? Well, the chicken you gave me lays small eggs, so I guess we’re even.”
I can’t help wondering how the follow-up visit with Ms. Sithole and her healer went.
Sithole: “My penis reappeared. What should I do?”
Healer: “Go f**k yourself, Sithole.”
Sithole: “What?!!!!”
Healer: “Seriously. Pay the receptionist one chicken on the way out. And make it a good one or you’re going to grow another penis on your forehead.”