Thanks for your many punchline suggestions. I had to delete the post and comments because frankly they made me sick. Here are three of my favorite entries:
1. True story, a well respected co-worker was rumored to have been caught eating leftover food out of the trash bin.
2. How about the guy who got wet in the rain and *had* to dry his socks in the cafeteria microwave. He got a talking to from HR.
3. …starting a comic strip.
Several people noted that it would be impossible to mention the act of pleasuring oneself in a comic strip. Let’s just say I like a challenge.
Mark your calendars for Oct 14th if you want to see the result.