If you had to design a dating web site that matched people on just two criteria, what would those criteria be?
I think about this sort of thing all the time. And by “this sort of thing” I mean worthless questions. And I don’t give up until I have an answer.
My answer to the question is this:
1. Sense of humor
2. Ass size
Remember, you only get to pick two criteria for this worthless exercise. So no matter what you pick, there will be plenty of exceptions. I’m just looking for the best two-criteria predictor.
Sense of humor is tops on my list because people who laugh at the same things are almost always compatible on a personality level. The second criteria – ass size – is based on my observation that people end up with mates who have the same approximate ass size. But of course there are obvious exceptions, including rich fat guys with skinny supermodel girlfriends, and Marc Antony and J. Lo. But in general, unless one of the two has a lot of money, people end up with mates of the same approximate ass size.
Does anyone have a better set of two criteria?