How to Make a Little Rocket Man Costume for Halloween
Step 1: Get yourself one of these hats. Step 2: Spray-paint the tips with black paint. Step 3: Buy a pant suit wherever-the-hell Hillary Clinton shops. Step 4: Smile like you just smoked a doobie and executed a close relative. Step 5: Nailed it! You might love pre-ordering my new book, Win Bigly, because you now…
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