Scott Adams: In his own words
Warning: What follows is real hypnosis (without the trance). You should NOT read further unless you would like to have the best orgasms of your life on New Year’s Eve and the following day, with or without a partner. This method will work for both men and women. There will be no “dirty…
Read MoreSoon the media will start to obsess with the Iowa caucuses. They will repeatedly tell us two things: 1. The Iowa Caucuses are a squirrelly little affair that predict nothing. 2. The Iowa Caucuses are important national news. Iowa presents an interesting strategic decision for Trump. On one hand, he…
Read MoreOn December 13th I used the Master Persuader filter to predict that Clinton had topped in the polls compared to Trump and would start drifting down. The latest national poll shows Trump and Clinton in a near statistical tie for the general election. One poll is not credible on its own, but it is…
Read MoreIn the long run, the so-called ISIS Caliphate is destined to become a walled-in training facility where the major military powers test their new weapons on live combatants. Wars sometimes have expiration dates, but training is forever. Expect the Caliphate to be a permanent war zone, by design. Along those…
Read MoreThe normal view of human beings is that we are mostly rational, but sometimes we get a bit emotional or crazy. My so-called Moist Robot Hypothesis on reality says the reverse, that we are irrational nearly all the time and that we rationalize our decisions after the fact. That view comes from…
Read MoreMy favorite pundits this election are Diamond and Silk. This tweet had me laughing all morning. It only works because of their comic sensibilities. Look at the perfection of the photo expression and body language. I would love to know how many pictures they took before they got that one. I…
Read MoreI don’t even know how to categorize this article in Salon except to say it fits the Master Persuader prediction of a coming Trump landslide. It might blow your mind a little, considering the source. Recently, Huffington Post did an awkward about-face and announced it was moving its Trump coverage from the…
Read MoreIn the Republican undercard debate tonight, George Pataki referred to Trump as “president.” That’s the tell for persuasion that I predicted in this post. Search on the page for “bonus thought”. The idea is that Trump has been acting like a president so effectively (and intentionally) that you feel as if he is the incumbent….
Read MoreI understand why people are upset about Donald Trump’s racist vibe. He’s spreading racist breadcrumbs all over the place. I shall list a sample. So far, Trump… 1. Implied that Mexicans are rapists (except for some who are good people). 2. Wants to temporarily ban all Muslims from immigrating until…
Read MoreIn the Republican undercard debate tonight, George Pataki referred to Trump as “president.” That’s the tell for persuasion that I predicted in this post. Search on the page for “bonus thought”. The idea is that Trump has been acting like a president so effectively (and intentionally) that you feel as if he is the incumbent….
Read MoreSuppose that instead of temporarily banning Muslim immigration as Trump proposes – which offends our sense of religious tolerance – we ban violent anti-Americanism, but we do it statistically instead of individually. That way we can discriminate in the service of national self-defense and not feel so icky about it….
Read MoreAs the American presidential race heats up, you’ll see a lot of bad thinking emerge, especially mine. So I thought it would be useful to agree on some ground rules to keep each other in line. I give you my first draft (subject to your improvements) of A Voter’s Guide to…
Read MoreToday Trump said that Hillary Clinton “Killed hundreds of thousands of people with her stupidity.” He was talking about the Middle East and Clinton’s tenure as Secretary of State. According to the Master Persuader filter, that statement will set off a week of media yapping about how many thousands of people Clinton “killed” with…
Read MoreAs you know, Donald Trump has offended 90% of the media and nearly a third of the country with his idea of temporarily banning Muslim immigration. That’s some crazy Hitler stuff, say the headlines. You might recall that I predicted in this blog an “immigration surprise” from Trump that follows the…
Read MoreUpdate: I will be raising the price of this offer $100 million per month until November because of my 2015 track record. Act now! 😉 As regular readers know, I have been writing about the persuasive skills of Donald Trump. You might also know I’m a certified hypnotist and I’ve been studying…
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