Tunnel Vision
Did you hear about the guy who decided to watch his brother play in the Super Bowl instead of reporting to prison as scheduled? His sentence was increased from 6 months to 5 years for reporting late.
That’s not the funny part. The funny part is that he says it was worth it to see his brother play in the Super Bowl. Plus he got to party with Snoop Dog. I’ve heard good things about Snoop’s parties. That alone was probably worth a few months of sodomy.
Okay, that’s not even the funny part. Here it is: The brother who played in the Super Bowl says he would have made the same choice.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2379521
Okay, that’s not the funny part either. The funny part is that if the Steelers make it to the Super Bowl again next year, this guy’s brother won’t be getting any spoons with his prison chow. (I hear spoons are good for tunneling.)